The future of the English language.....
On the luas, three girls sitting in front of me, talking loudly. One takes out her phone and starts texting.
Girl 1: (texting)"Here, how d'ya spell "introduce"?"
Girl 2: "I dont f**kin know, do i?"
Girl 3: "I think its like "inter-duce", with an "er""
Girl 2: "Maybe it's spelt with juice at the end?"
Girl 1: "Oh, like I-N-T-E-R-J-U-I-C-E? Thanks"
Overheard by le chou qui vol, On the luas
Posted on Tuesday, 02nd September 2008
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All Thats Left to Do
On Aer Aerran flight from Galway to Dublin, the flight attendant gave out all the emergency instructions afterwards the burly, red-faced Connemara lad beside me said "jayz lads, all thats left to do now is crash."
Overheard by Una, Aer Aerran flight from Galway to Dublin.
Posted on Sunday, 31st August 2008
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A bit random
About 5am at Electric Picnic, guy on his own under our gazebo (everyone in their tents) off his head talking to himself suddenly comes out with the line "Kevin Costner in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, What's wrong with that sentence?"
Overheard by Anonymous, Electric Picnic
Posted on Tuesday, 02nd September 2008
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The recession is truly here
A little boy no more than 4 or 5 yrs old trying to get his mam to buy him new shoes. "F**K off I told ya id no money" she said " What do you want me to do shite them outa me"
Overheard by Jen, Northside Shopping Centre
Posted on Monday, 01st September 2008
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Too much info
From kilkenny, rang me friend from Tallaght there the wkend....
me" :well boy whats the craic eh?"
him(pure dub): "F*ck all now, jus havin a shite......"
Overheard by james, on the phone in kilkenny
Posted on Monday, 01st September 2008
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God help the waitress
While dining in Wong's Restaurant Clontarf a group of women beside us ordered spare ribs when the ribs and finger bowls were served one of the women at the top of her voice shouted to the waitress "come 'ere we didn't order soup!"
Overheard by john, wongs restaurant clontarf
Posted on Tuesday, 02nd September 2008
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