DIY Blues

Standing in checkout queue, listening to couple in front waiting to pay for a heavy door.

Man: "God, can you not get someone else to fit this one?"
Woman: "You're so experienced at it now, it'd kill me to pay someone else to do it."
Man: "I'm so experienced at it now that it'll f**ckin' kill me to do it."

Overheard on Monday, 05th December 2005 - Atlantic Home Care, Naas Road by Anonymous

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