Artic drivers
A few years back I was on the 76 bus going to the square in tallaght, There was a big sign at newlands cross saying artic drivers wanted phone grafton recruitment. A young girl and her friend were sitting infront of me, all of a sudden the girl turns to her friend when she see's the sign and says "why would anybody want to drive to the artic?"
Overheard by James, 76 Bus
Posted on Thursday, 04th September 2008
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Geography lesson
While discussing parts of Dublin's Fair city myself and work friends mentioned Glenageary. On of the girls in the office responded to this saying "Jaysus I hate that chung one, she's all over the bleeding papers" confused everyone turned and looked and realised she was talking about Ireland so called number one model Glenda Gilson!
Overheard by lorna & Amanda, Workplace, Dublin
Posted on Thursday, 04th September 2008
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The future of the English language.....
On the luas, three girls sitting in front of me, talking loudly. One takes out her phone and starts texting.
Girl 1: (texting)"Here, how d'ya spell "introduce"?"
Girl 2: "I dont f**kin know, do i?"
Girl 3: "I think its like "inter-duce", with an "er""
Girl 2: "Maybe it's spelt with juice at the end?"
Girl 1: "Oh, like I-N-T-E-R-J-U-I-C-E? Thanks"
Overheard by le chou qui vol, On the luas
Posted on Tuesday, 02nd September 2008
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God help the waitress
While dining in Wong's Restaurant Clontarf a group of women beside us ordered spare ribs when the ribs and finger bowls were served one of the women at the top of her voice shouted to the waitress "come 'ere we didn't order soup!"
Overheard by john, wongs restaurant clontarf
Posted on Tuesday, 02nd September 2008
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A bit random
About 5am at Electric Picnic, guy on his own under our gazebo (everyone in their tents) off his head talking to himself suddenly comes out with the line "Kevin Costner in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, What's wrong with that sentence?"
Overheard by Anonymous, Electric Picnic
Posted on Tuesday, 02nd September 2008
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Too much info
From kilkenny, rang me friend from Tallaght there the wkend....
me" :well boy whats the craic eh?"
him(pure dub): "F*ck all now, jus havin a shite......"
Overheard by james, on the phone in kilkenny
Posted on Monday, 01st September 2008
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The recession is truly here
A little boy no more than 4 or 5 yrs old trying to get his mam to buy him new shoes. "F**K off I told ya id no money" she said " What do you want me to do shite them outa me"
Overheard by Jen, Northside Shopping Centre
Posted on Monday, 01st September 2008
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All Thats Left to Do
On Aer Aerran flight from Galway to Dublin, the flight attendant gave out all the emergency instructions afterwards the burly, red-faced Connemara lad beside me said "jayz lads, all thats left to do now is crash."
Overheard by Una, Aer Aerran flight from Galway to Dublin.
Posted on Sunday, 31st August 2008
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The (tiny) Emerald Isle
A family group had just landed at Shannon. Within minutes they discovered that their 5-yr-old had gone missing. Immediate panic set in - at which point the grandad tried to calm things down with -
"Don't worry! The kid can't get off the island!"
Overheard by Anonymous, Arrivals lounge, Shannon.
Posted on Friday, 29th August 2008
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What can be worse than 'the drink'?!
Priest at sunday mass just finished delivering a long speech on the terrible effects alcohol consumption has on people when old man from the back pipes up 'there is only one thing worse than the drink, Father...the thirst'!!
Overheard by AEK21, AT Mass
Posted on Friday, 29th August 2008
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Best 10c ever
You know in the Dun Laoghrie shopping centre you have to pay 10c to get into the bathroom, well I saw a lady and her son who looked about 4, walk out of there. Lady said: "That was the best 10c we ever spent"
Overheard by Rainbow35, Dun Laoghrie shopping centre
Posted on Friday, 29th August 2008
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BLOCK CAPITALS
On an american flight back home when I heard the couple beside me filling in the form for customs.
Woman: "What does that mean?"
Man: "Block Capitals?? I really dont know!"
I had to try stop shaking with laughter.
Overheard by Anonymous, US Flight
Posted on Thursday, 28th August 2008
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Manky
I was walking along the cliffs in Malahide yesterday with my girlfriend when we walked by this couple.
As we were walking by we overheard the girl say:
"Ah you've after mankyin my shoes ya f****n p***k"!!!
Overheard by Jonathan, Cliffs in Malahide
Posted on Wednesday, 27th August 2008
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