Don't go to work on an egg
On a No.13 bus in Ranelagh a harassed looking man was relating a story to a friend. "On Friday night last I came home from work and the Missus asked me to have a word with the 8 year old about his bad language. Now I was knackered from the week's work and told her I would talk to him in the morning. Next morning I came into the kitchen and there were my 2 sons the 8 year old and his 5 year old brother. I asked the 8 year old what he would like for brekkie and he put his 2 hands behind his head, threw the feet up on the table and said he would like a f**king egg. At this stage said the harassed parent I lost the head compltely and hit him a few clips on the legs, then still shaking I turned to the 5 year old and asked him what he would like for brekkie. The 5 year old clearly shaken by the previous events said in a tremulous voice......... I'm not having a f**king egg anyway.
Overheard on Friday, 22nd April 2005 - in February by Jose Staunto
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| Re: Don't go to work on an egg When does the 13 go to Ranelagh? posted by gumby, 06th September 2007 |
| Re: Don't go to work on an egg Gotta Love the Kids ha ha posted by hero, 16th October 2007 |
| Re: Don't go to work on an egg I have 3 young fellas meself, so this really hit me as funny posted by Deise Woman, 17th October 2007 |
| Re: Don't go to work on an egg ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahaha ha, kids posted by msjemma, 27th November 2007 |
| Re: Don't go to work on an egg This so isn't funny...and besides, I've heard it somewhere before. posted by Evey, 23rd January 2008 |
| Re: Don't go to work on an egg Evey, You're a pain. That is just what a kid would say and it is just so funny. posted by tradmad, 28th January 2008 |
| Re: Don't go to work on an egg thats funny but also a well known joke with the characters changed around slightly posted by dowlo, 08th April 2008 |
| Re: Don't go to work on an egg Ah its an old joke that one posted by The Shirt, 30th April 2008 |
| Re: Don't go to work on an egg ye i've heard it b4 aswell but its a classic....funny as hell!!! posted by evanz, 23rd June 2008 |
| Re: Don't go to work on an egg Everyone needs to CHILL out! It was funny was it not? So why does it matter where it came from? It made you laugh and thats all that matters! posted by fraochin, 13th October 2008 |
| Re: Don't go to work on an egg An old old old joke not an overherd stury. and the 13 bus goes up me gee. posted by ABCD, 19th November 2008 |
| Re: Don't go to work on an egg Oh fuck me, there's two of them coming at once! posted by ABCD, 12th December 2008 |
| Re: Don't go to work on an egg Old joke ! Original used Bloody Boiled Egg ! A bit of alliteration for ya posted by Smiler, 12th September 2009 |
| Re: Don't go to work on an egg A very old joke! posted by marbo, 20th April 2010 |