The AK Phoneshow brings them out!
Listener: these phone masts are givin' the majority of clondalkin cancer.
AK: "So youre saying that over 50% of Clondalkin has cancer?"
Listener: "Well not over 50% but the majority do."
Overheard by Anonymous, Adrian Kennedy phone show, discussion about phone masts
Posted on Saturday, 02nd August 2008
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Kids watch to much tv
In dunnes paying for my shopping when i hear this infront of me
Kid: "Mam can barney come to our house we could break him out of the telly"
Mother: "How would we break him out of the telly"
Kid: "Bob the builder could get him out"
Mother: "But then the telly would blow up"
Kid: "Well then fire man sam could put it out"
The mother had nothing left to say.
Overheard by josey, Dunnes stores
Posted on Tuesday, 05th August 2008
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There's always one..
I was at the cinema in Dundrum, to see the film 'Mamma mia!'. There was a scene with a wedding, and the priest was played by Niall Buggy, who played 'Henry Sellers' in Father Ted. In 'Father Ted' Niall often said 'Because I'm Henry Sellers!!' One of the lines in the scene was 'why'? Somebody behind me shouted at the top of their lungs.. 'BECAUSE I'M HENRY SELLERS!'. It took a while for some of the people in the cinema to catch on, and when they did, they burst out laughing.Most of the younger Audience looked very clueless.
Overheard by Emily, Dundrum Cinema
Posted on Tuesday, 05th August 2008
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I Hope So!
Boarding a flight to Lanzarote in dublin airport. child of about 6 or 7 says to mother: "Mam, is there an airport in Lanzarote?"
Overheard by Anonymous, Dublin Airport
Posted on Tuesday, 05th August 2008
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Wine Bar
Customer: "May I have a glass of Sauvingnon Blanc please?"
Barman (best Dublin accent) "Would you like red or white?"
Overheard by Dick, Bar in Dublin 4
Posted on Tuesday, 05th August 2008
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Transracial Experience
In the chemistry lab at school when my lab partner (of Pakistani decent) spilled peroxide on his hand:
Lab Parter: "Jaysus lads I'm white!!"
Me: "Well, whats it feel like?"
Lab Partner: "It f**kin burns, help!!"
Overheard by elmar, Chemistry Lab, Dublin
Posted on Wednesday, 06th August 2008
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Holy Haircuts
In the local barbershop a guy in his 60s, called Mickey, was getting a trim. The barber, who obviously knew him well,was making smalltalk as usual.
"Well Mick, how are things, how did the holliers go. Were you telling me on your last visit that you were going to Italy or somewhere like that?"
"Yeah" says Mickey, "Rome, great so it was."
"Were you near the Vatican" asks the barber. "Did you see the Pope?"
"I did" says Mickey getting fed up of all the questions. "I was talking to him and all."
"And what did he say to you Mick" Says the barber.
Mickey replies "he asked me 'who did that to your f**king head Michael?'" to laughter from us all in the barbershop queue.
Overheard by Anonymous, Barbershop on Capel Street
Posted on Friday, 08th August 2008
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...And then I'll never get a boyfriend
Topic of conversation was the book 'He's just not that into You'
Gay Male Office Drone: I think I'm going to look for it over in Eason's at lunchtime...but I'm worried it'll turn me into a man hater...
Overheard by The Scarlet Pimpernel, At work
Posted on Friday, 08th August 2008
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They are running the GAME !
A number of years ago the FAI were holding one of their "night of the long knives" meetings in a hotel in central Dublin. There were numerous people being accused of all sorts and tempers were wearing thin. At the end of the meeting and after a few people had walked the plank one of the board members (who was still in place) who was very aggitated at the nights events was heard saying...........
"There have been some very serious allegations made here tonight and I know the alligators"
CLASSIC
Maybe he worked in the Everglades during the summer.............
Overheard by Anonymous, The aul fella told me on good word from someone present !
Posted on Friday, 08th August 2008
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Art Class for Eunuchs?
Guy walking past on his mobile:
"..you don't need balls.......no, you don't need balls. You can trace around them with a pen..."
Overheard by Anonymous, Henry Street
Posted on Friday, 08th August 2008
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Your guess is as good as mine...
Was at DCC amphitheatre for the 'Kings of Concrete' show and overheard this very odd bit of conversation between two very respectable looking young fellas sitting in front of me after a young lady had left their company.
Guy 1: "Here John, was that your mad one who you sent the picture of Benicio del Toro's c*ck to?"
John: "No no, that was my sister, the one who borrowed my Wonder Woman costume!"
Overheard by Treatsize, DCC, Kings of Concrete
Posted on Monday, 11th August 2008
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Hottest Day?
Sunny day, early July 2008(there were a few). On the LUAS, A girl sitting behind me gets a call on her mobile. "Wha?, today? yeah it's massive! It's wha?, the hottest day of the year? No, I've seen hotter... oh ya mean THIS year!"
Overheard by Anonymous, LUAS, Abbey Street
Posted on Tuesday, 12th August 2008
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Lisps are funny...
To set the scene a person with a sizable lisp goes to catch a taxi in central Dublin....
Passenger (Said with a lisp): Can you take me to Earlshfort Terrasche Pleashe?
Taxi Driver: Are you taking the pissh out of me mate? Have you been in my Taxshi before....(also said with a lisp)
In the whole confusion the taxi driver gets out of the car ready to belt the guy, with neither of them knowing if the other was trying to take the piss out of them. The most awkward laugh I've ever had.
Overheard by Tiffer, Taxi Rank
Posted on Tuesday, 12th August 2008
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