Blonde Budweiser - NO
I was in the guinness brewery on a tour and as part of the tour, each member was given a free voucher for a pint of guinness. This blonde woman goes up to the barman in the skybar and asks "Here, I have me free coupon, can I have a budweiser??"
Bleedin' Jaysus....
Overheard by Sharon is a good girl, Guinness Brewery
Posted on Tuesday, 01st April 2008
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Economy in crisis?
Was walking past some suits having a smoke outside the central bank at lunchtime the other day when I overhear one guy saying to the other - "The figures just don't add up". If the Central Bankers can't get their figures to add up - what hope is there for the rest of us!
Overheard by Darren, Central Bank
Posted on Wednesday, 02nd April 2008
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Easy Girl
A mate of mine a few years back describing the local easy girl at school...
"she's given away more fish fingers than Captain Birdseye"
Overheard by Anonymous, school
Posted on Wednesday, 02nd April 2008
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It could happen to a bishop!
On hearing that the Taoiseach had resigned at lunchtime today one of the kids in 6th class nearly collapsed with shock, and wanted to know -
"Ah, Miss! Who's goin' to confirm us now?"
Overheard by Anonymous, Primary School, South-west Dublin
Posted on Wednesday, 02nd April 2008
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Missing the point
Sitting in art a few weeks ago, the teachers is constantly telling people not to pare their pencils onto the table, to get up and go to the bin.
Girl starts paring onto the table.
Teacher: "What did I say about paring onto the table??"
Girl: "I'm not miss, im paring onto the floor!!"
Overheard by Anonymous, In school
Posted on Wednesday, 02nd April 2008
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A class of smart arses
In Irish one day and one of the usual messers was being cheeky. The teacher gives him a page of writing to do and says to him:
"Do you like writing ,do you?"
"Ah, I don't mind it" he replies
"Well you can have another page then" the teacher says, "Do you want a third one"
"Alright so" says the student
"Fine then. Three pages for tomorrow. Some people just keep digging and you're one of them" says the teacher angrily.
Then one smart alec pipes up, "Ah sure, he's trying to get to China miss!"
Cue laughter.
Overheard by Anonymous, School
Posted on Wednesday, 02nd April 2008
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The Dublin Mini Marathon
Me and my mate were in the pub the other night and my mate was having a few problems with her boyfriend and she couldn't sit still so she was up every five minutes going for a smoke. On her way back to the table after her fourth or fifth trip outside in a short space of time some aul lad says to her "Here! Have you got a sponsorship card?" So my mate, confused says "No, why?" and your man say "For the f**kin sponsored walk you must be on!"
Overheard by Loopy Loo, In the local
Posted on Wednesday, 02nd April 2008
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Please wait till the green man shows
Random guy, not willing to wait for the green man at a pedestrian crossing:
"Ah, the bastard is never showing anyway!"
Overheard by Nicorigo, Blanchardstown S.C
Posted on Thursday, 03rd April 2008
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Modern Education
In school today and our English teacher was going on about letters...after a while she says that our homework is to write a letter to the editor to the irish times after all the moans and groans pass a lad shouts out from the back of the class "can we not just send her a f**kin text?"
Overheard by Tom, In school
Posted on Thursday, 03rd April 2008
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Confetti!
Was on the 84 last night and overheard two lads talking about a wedding 1 of them was at.
Lad 1: "Was the wedding any good?"
Lad 2: "Yea was alright except i didnt get to throw any basmati!"
Overheard by Bing, On the 84
Posted on Thursday, 03rd April 2008
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God Bless the Dublin accent!
When out for dinner with a group of friends in Bulgaria. My friend is a bit confused by the local dish that is served to him. So he calls back the waitress:
Puzzled Friend: (in best Dublin accent) "Are these supposed to be cold??"
Waitress: (no reply....leaning in to listen again)
Puzzled Friend:(slower and louder) "Are these A-PO-IS to be cold??"
Overheard by Debbie, On holidays with friends in Bulgaria
Posted on Friday, 04th April 2008
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From the mouth of a 2 year old!
At a Feis recently with my daughter, I was outside having a smoke when I noticed a young lad no more than 2 years old wondering around on his own, when all of a sudden his mother comes running out the door screamin "Darragh, come back you'll be knocked down"
The young lads tuts and says back to his mother "Jayzus Ma, I'm going for a walk"
Overheard by wackieal, Clondalkin
Posted on Friday, 04th April 2008
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Did u txt me?
Was on the no4 bus in ballymun. Skangerette called CJ? gets on pushing kid in buggy. One of her mates then gets on bus and starts screamin "CJ did you bleedin text me earlier?" Thinking skangerette 2 is also going to town the driver closes the doors. "ah here mister, I'm not getting on!Just wondering if CJ texted me!"
Overheard by ello, no4 bus
Posted on Friday, 04th April 2008
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