Taxi men are great
working in cab company in Blanch and one of our drivers picked up a yank to go the airport.
Car was a jap import, and made a beeping sound when it went over 60kmph.
Driving down the M50 its beeping goodo, and the yank asks:
"Sir whats that funny noise?"
Our driver replied: "Radar for blind drivers"
Overheard by chickadee, red cabs in Blanchardstown 1996
Posted on Friday, 01st April 2005
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Yeeeehooo indeed
CIE employee standing on top of the wall at the foot of the escalators in the street at Connoly Station after Anthony Daly's men won the All Ireland Hurling final (first for Clare in 60 odd years) roaring into his loudhailer to direct the legions of hurling fans:
"Down de street for de train to Ennis, Clare, de Burren, and de Cliffs of Mohar! Yeeeehooo!"
Overheard by Eamonn, Connoly Station
Posted on Friday, 01st April 2005
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The Worst Sort
The Leinster fans were being pretty quiet, but as always there was one supporter in particular who was fond of discharging long tirades of abuse at the referee.
Here's one cracker: "F**k off ref, you blind sort of... b*ll*x!", to which my friend Ruairi replied, "Yeah that's the worst sort".
Overheard by Ali, Leinster V Leicester Heineken Cup rugby match, Landsdowne Road
Posted on Saturday, 02nd April 2005
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Best fan ever
At the Leinster V Leister rugby match towards the end when Leinster were being trashed, some D4 behind me has obviously tuned out of the match and asks his friend
D4 "Is Reggie Corrigan still playing?"
Friend "Ya"
D4 shouts "Get off the pitch Regie, you're crap!"
True supporter!
Overheard by Troy, South Tce in Landsdown
Posted on Saturday, 02nd April 2005
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It's on the map
While standing in taxi rank near the Bank of Ireland art gallery, two Americans with a map ask, "Excuse me, sir, could you tell us where Green College is?"
Pointing towards Trinity, "Right there. They call it Trinity around town." Their map had inverted the placename "College Green".
Overheard by Irishtypepad, Outside Bank of Ireland art gallery
Posted on Saturday, 02nd April 2005
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Uni-Q?????
Walking through the Ilac centre and a few young heads in town doing a bit of shopping on a saturday. They look at the shop in front of them called Unique and one says to the rest " ah ere lads that Uni-Q shop is deadly we go in ere!"
Overheard by Jay, Ilac centre
Posted on Saturday, 02nd April 2005
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HOW????????
One night as I was walking by Boyers on North Earl St. a proper howaya from tallaght was talking about her parents and how they met. The conversation began as:
"I remember the day my ma and da met, it was in the tiolets in here"
Overheard by Me Joey, North Earl St
Posted on Saturday, 02nd April 2005
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Misleading Degree courses....
I was outside the Royal College of Surgeons, it was the open day, with some friends, and two D4 girls walk out, and they where talking fairly loudly,
"I know if you do a Medicine degree you become a doctor, but what do you become if you do Pharmacy?" (true story!)
Overheard by , outside royal college of surgeons
Posted on Saturday, 02nd April 2005
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McDonalds-free diet
Sitting on the 65 one day going past the square coming from Blessington into town.
These two birds, about sixteen, the usual descriptions of ugly, tracksuit wearing and big hoopy earings apply. They see McDonalds on the Belgard Road
Bird 1: "I'm on that new McDonalds-free Diet."
Bird 2: "yeh?"
Bird 1: "yeh i've only been there 3times in the last 2 days." (with pride i might add)
Overheard by Kev, 65B cityward
Posted on Saturday, 02nd April 2005
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Posh Nosh
Me and my friend were in a nightclub in donnybrook. My friend was wearing runners. We were out in the smoking area, when we saw this posh lad lookin at my friend, mainly noticing his runners. He then turned to his friend and said, "oh my gawd John, look. State, loike."
Overheard by Neil, in a nightclub
Posted on Saturday, 02nd April 2005
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Sweet smell of sucsex
Picture it, sitting in checkers cabs, 3am around the corner from Burger King. Saturday night. We sat inside the cab 'office' as it felt safer than standing outside with the skangers. There were 3 of us together waiting on a cab to Swords and a few other drunken people waiting on cabs to various places . Accross from us were 2 real howyas. Locked out of their faces. One of them starts to make a sniffing noise and walks around sniffing the air like some kind of a demented bloodhound. She began to sniff random bystanders jackets and hands in the cab office and finally she says "Admit it" (sounded more like ad-meer-ih) "Comon, ad-meer-ih" "Just ad-meer-ih"... she then began to get really annoyed... 'Will one of yis f**king ad-meer-ih???... THERE'S A SMELL OF SEX IN HERE AND IT'S ONE OF YOU DURTY F**KERS'
Overheard by Alan, Checkers cabs off O'Connell St.
Posted on Sunday, 03rd April 2005
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clock trouble.............
Auld one comes running across to the ticket barrier and asks the checker;
Auld one: "what time does the train go at?"
Checker: "8.40 madam"
Auld one: "ah f**k, your man over there told me it was at 20 to nine!"
Overheard by mous, Connolly station
Posted on Sunday, 03rd April 2005
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Ask your Daddy to pay for it?
Two little rich girls on the bus were having a chat :
Rich girl 1: "I should really get my drawing portfolio together. I heard of a place you can get it done professionally."
Rich girl 2: "That's a good idea. How long you been drawing now?"
Rich girl 1: "About 3 days."
Overheard by Lady L, 45 Bus
Posted on Sunday, 03rd April 2005
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