Holiday to Heaven
Dublin Airport:
"Ah Howaya!, How was Rome!!?"
"I saw God, He was Expensive!"
Overheard by Anonymous, Dublin Airport
Posted on Wednesday, 23rd July 2008
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Balls and All
OVerheard 2 guys playing a game of snooker in the Classic in finglas.
Guy #1: "Ah jaysus! both balls are tight against the cushion!"
Guy #2: "Thats what she said Last Night!!"
Overheard by pinkfloyd, Classic Snooker hall, Finglas
Posted on Wednesday, 23rd July 2008
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Can you imagine how the commuters feel then?
One morning on my way to work the DART was stopped outside Connolly station. After being there for quite a while the dub driver makes an announcement "Sorry for the delay but there are no free platforms at Connolly station, we will get going as soon as one becomes available... I know it's wrecking me head!"
Overheard by Noodlie, Southbound DART
Posted on Wednesday, 23rd July 2008
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Wakey-wakey!
Overheard at a bus stop yesterday evening:
1st woman: "Had the most peculiar feeling all day today that it was Monday!"
2nd woman: "It IS Monday."
1st woman: "Ah, - well, that exlains it then!"
Overheard by Anonymous, Bus stop, College Green
Posted on Tuesday, 22nd July 2008
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Sports Day
Some years back while working on a kids camp in Barcelona teaching English- the 10 of us who were working together had to come up with ideas for some beach sports to keep the Spanish kids entertained- so some of us said relay races, others suggested the egg and spoon- someone else mentioned the wheel barrow race- to which one of the not-so-with-it girls replied- "but sure, where are we going to get the wheel barrows from?"
Overheard by Sonya, Campsite- just outside Barcelona
Posted on Tuesday, 22nd July 2008
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Spanish soup
A friend was living in San Francisco years back. A new Spanish bar had opened and he went down to investigate...
He heard a loud Dublin accent in the crowd shouting
"Hey Malachy, me gestapo soup is cowild"
Overheard by paul, lonon 1992
Posted on Monday, 21st July 2008
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Motorways Exciting?
While sitting on the wedding bus that was to bring us from Gardiner St. Church to Enfield for the wedding reception I saw one of the posh Howth girls get on and I heard her say "Oooo I'm so excited! We're going to go on the motorway!"
As someone who's been on my fair share of motorways I can only presume she usually travels by helicopter.
Overheard by Lisa, On The Wedding Bus Outside Gardiner St. Church
Posted on Monday, 21st July 2008
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Chanel: Pricey for some even in the sales!
I was buying a few pairs of Chanel shoes and umbrella (as I am addicted to Chanel bags and shoes!) when a lady walked in and started looking at their sale items. She picked up a clutch bag and after looking at the price, she went over to the sales assistant and asked what is the price he said "€1,015" and she said "oh I know but what is the sale price?" and then he said loudly "that is the sale price". She didn't seem to happy and put the bag back and rushed out of the shop!
I was left there thinking what price did she expect a Chanel bag to go for even at sale price!
Overheard by Chanelaholic, Chanel Boutique, Brown Thomas
Posted on Monday, 21st July 2008
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Drink driving
Went into the Brazen Head pub a few hours after the Dublin v Wexford Leinster final. I went up to the bar to get my round in, when a regular comes in. Barman notices him straight away.
Barman to regular - "Same as usual?"
Regular - "Oh god no, i'm driving tonight. Just give me a pint of Smithwicks and a whiskey chaser"
Whats his usual first drink?? Nice to see people take the no drink driving serious.
Overheard by Garry, Brazen Head
Posted on Monday, 21st July 2008
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Sandy Bitch
My Polish friend asked if I could drive him to the Airport to pick up a few of his friend arriving from Poland for a holiday here. Afterwards, driving back with his friends he turned to me and said, "John, tell my friends about the Bitches in Dublin?". A little shocked, I asked what he meant by that, and he replied," my friends want to go down to the Bitch for a swim sometime"...I had a little laugh before I corrected his speech.
Overheard by Anonymous, In my car
Posted on Sunday, 20th July 2008
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Taking it well!
Not in Dublin but funny anyway. I was working in a power station in the midlands during the late 80's and early 90's. One Friday evening myself and 2 colleague's were repairing a large machine when suddenly one of the lads got his hand caught and in an instant had lost part of 4 fingers. I was understandably in shock while my other colleague shouted "John your f**king fingers" to which John replied "Ah wouldn't that sicken your stomach!"
Overheard by Anonymous, Midlands
Posted on Saturday, 19th July 2008
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Packed Bus
On the 15 bus, coming home from town. The Bus is jammers and the driver continues letting people on.
Entering Rathmines, he pulls up and turns off the engine.
"Right, anyone going to the end, go upstairs..."
Bit of a shuffle...
Bus Driver goes back to his seat and mumbles..
"It's illeagal to have all you's on the bus..."
Someone half pipes up at the back
"Why'd you lets us all on then ya eejit?"
Cue dirty look in the mirror from the driver....
Overheard by Darren, 15 Bus
Posted on Friday, 18th July 2008
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What did you think she was talking about?!!!
Woman talking on her mobile phone..
"Oh, you got one last night??..... Was it good?.... I bet it was massive... Well it SOUNDS massive!... Oh I'd love that... I'll have to get myself one tonight... Ah shut up, ya dirty bitch!"
She then turns to her friend, "Anna says she got a curry in that new place last night, and it was massive! Fancy getting one tonight?"
Overheard by Anti-hero, In work
Posted on Wednesday, 16th July 2008
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